Happy Mother’s Day From Furby
by Joyce Sammons
(Hodges, SC, USA)
Hi everybody! It’s Furby! I hope everybody had a good week, and to all the mama’s Happy Mother’s Day! Here’s my card site in case any of you haven’t seen the newbys.
Mama even made some for mama’s that aren’t your real mama. Like Lola isn’t my real cat mama, but she thinks she is. Anyway, I hope you all have a wonderful food filled day. Just remember to share it with your cats.
I’m sorry I went on strike and didn’t do more poses. I kept getting attacked and run out of my studio by Lola. Of course I won in the end. Even if the MOO-vie doesn’t show me winning. Mama put 3 MOO-vies together for this.
Mama made some extra Mother’s Day cards using critters I’ve never met before. What ARE they? That thing with the funny shaped head looks scary. Please don’t move them in here with me, mama. She made some using clouds. I love to watch clouds. I just don’t like the noise that comes out of them because Darla barks then and wakes me up.
I’ve been a bad kitty this week. I don’t mean to be. I was bad awhile back too. Here’s that story: Sometimes I’m a handful by Furby. Let’s see. It started a few days after my last bath. I say last because I had to have another. Mama had fly trap tape hanging and, you guessed it, I climbed up to play with it. I got that sticky stuff all over me. Laura had to pull it off my belly. And my back. And my neck. Maybe I rolled in it a few minutes. Just for the fun of it. So I had to have another bath to get the get the sticky off of me. I tried to tell them it attacked me and wouldn’t let go and they just laughed at me. How embarrassing. I guess I’ll always be a handful.
Then I stole a whole hamburger patty off of mama’s plate. I’m glad Laura had cooked 2 or I’d have been in big trouble. So there I was eating MY meat in the floor when Darla came over and stole it from me. No fair! I’m bigger than Darla now. Can you believe that?
You’d think that would be it for the week, but I’m afraid there’s more. Mama was washing dishes the other night and I decided to play cat hockey with the sea salt. Yep! You guessed it. It fell in the sink under running water. So goodbye healthy salt. Mama put it in a covered bowl with rice to dry it out, but so far it won’t grind.
Mama said it would be funny if I had bobcat in me. She says that because of my size and how I’m greedy with my food. I really can’t be trusted around food. I confess. I’m a meat snatcher. There’s a bobcat out in the woods here. I heard mama talking about it. I hope I grow really big like it. Then I could knock open the refrigerator and help myself.
Mama also said she’s glad my head and my tail grew to fit my body. I did have a little head. I’m so big now! She also said she’s glad she’s my mama. I’m glad too.
So Happy Mother’s Day everybody. I’d write more but I want to make one more climb to the top of the living room window before bedtime.
I hope everyone enjoys the cards. I’ll leave it up for all of the Mother’s Day dates worldwide. Then I plan to take the photos and make them into all occasion cards and birthday cards and publish to another page. I’ll let everyone know when that project is launched. I’ll be using other cat’s I’ve owned as well as Furby with the new line. They’ll also be free. He just wants people to join his fan page on Facebook.
I was teasing him about the bobcat. Between his ego and his head, he’s big enough.