“Dogs have masters; cats have staff” is a thought provoking phrase with which all cat lovers are familiar.
In fact, this phrase is so accurate that it makes me believe that cat people are smarter than those who hang out primarily with dogs. The word “master” is frequently used to describe someone who is an expert. But in my humble opinion, one needs special qualifications as well, to be hired as staff. It does require the boss’s recognition of the applicant’s intelligence. After all we all know that cats are very choosy about whom they hire.
Dog lovers, please don’t get defensive and get your hackles up about my hypothesis before you read further. Since I am an inquisitive person and do considerable research to back up my suppositions, I always fact-check extensively and spend considerable time researching my topic before I publically express opinions that may be highly controversial.
So, when I ran across an article in Gizmag by Tannith Cattermole I was gratified that my opinon was validated by the author.
In a 2007 study, the characteristics of dog and cat owners were identified through random telephone calls with 2,980 pet owners. It was made by Dr. Jane Murray and her colleagues from the Department of Clinical Veterinary Science at Bristol University. In addition to other results, they found cats were more likely to be owned by households with gardens, semi-urban or rural households, households with someone qualified to degree level, females and people aged less than 65 years. Cats were less likely to be owned by households with one or more dogs. But even though the researchers discovered some similar results in the interviews with dog owners as they did with cat owners; undaunted by their discovery I pushed further on to back up my theory.
According to an article in the Telegraph:
“People with cats are more likely to have university degrees than those with dogs. Cats require less time per day than a dog, so they are more popular with educated people who work late and have long commutes” (extrapolated from the Murray study by author Matthew Moore).
However, to give both sides equal consideration, I felt compelled to dig a little deeper before I felt justified that my opinion was right on the money. So to validate and justify my assumption, I found a few illustative quotes attributed to a host of witty authors, poets, philosophers, scientist and comedians that get right to the heart of the matter.
- “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” – Dr. Sigmund Freud
- “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert Heinlein
- “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” – James Heriot
- “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” – Mark Twain
- “Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “The smallest feline is a masterpiece.” – Leonardo da Vinci
- “There are no ordinary cats.” – Colette
- “What greater gift than the love of a cat?” – Charles Dickens
- “The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats …” – Albert Schweitzer
Last but most importantly:
“Time spent with cats is never wasted “intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.” – James Mackintosh Qwilleran
Of course, this is a mainly tongue-in-cheek article, but that said, I am sticking to my guns.
What do you think about my hypothesis? Share your thoughts in a comment.
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