Michael Broad’s recent article, “What do cats smell like?” delighted me so much that it instantly inspired me to write my own article concerning a little secret for years about which I had been more than slightly reluctant to share openly.
It was only when, many years ago, that I ran across a question posed in an internet cat community asking “I like the smell of my cat; please tell me I’m not the only one”, that I was willing to reveal my clandestine “sniffing my cats” hobby.
Since the topic of “What cats smell like” has been raised, it feels that once again it’s time for me to go “public” and share my own experiences as an inveterate cat “sniffer”. I have got to say that if any passionate cat lover hasn’t yet taken the opportunity to sniff their kitty, they truly don’t know what they are missing. In my opinion it is one of the most delightful intimacies we can share with our feline friends. After all, they sniff us at any opportunity, so I think that turn-around is fair play.
Now you may think that sniffing cats is slightly bizarre. But once I started sniffing our two Oriental Shorthair kitties, Dr. Hush Puppy and Sir Hubble Pinkerton, I discovered them to have a slightly “nutty” scent. And to further reveal myself and be perfectly honest, their scent is quite different and unique from other cats I have sniffed over the years. Their scent was so inviting, I was fatally doomed to become a habituated “kitty sniffer.”
For years I hid this olfactory delight along with my sniffing addiction. But fortunately my shame abated one late evening when Sir Hubble seriously injured himself and needed a trip to the veterinary emergency clinic. While the veterinarian was treating him, we started talking about our cats.
Something about the veterinarian’s personality gave me the confidence to bite the bullet and freely admit to my cat-sniffing behavior and how I much I enjoyed their scent. For a brief moment I felt I had actually overstepped my bounds. However, she must have sensed my embarrassment, because she laughingly interjected that she preferred nibbling on her cats’ ears to sniffing their bodies.
Since I had never even given a thought to “chewing”, the next day, I sneakily and gently nibbled on Dr. Hush Puppy’s ears. I discovered that his ears were, in fact, rather tasty. Cat’s ears are very sweet. But I must warn readers that there is a definite down-side to ear chewing; they may become rather soggy if one overindulges. “Moderation in all things”, is my motto.
Years later I learned that cat’s ears are indeed tasty since Sir Hubble spends considerable time chewing on his brother’s ears. Incredibly, Dr. Hush Puppy seems to enjoy this extra “grooming” behavior and submits readily to his brother’s wishes.
It’s a good thing that I now know that I am not the only cat sniffer in the world. As I very slowly and prudently “copped” to sniffing kitties, I met many other people who gladly admitted that they too enjoy doing this. As a result, a regular Friday Night Cat Sniffer’s Chat was launched on AOL. The only requirement for attendance was for the member to create a “Sniffer” screen name. One of my favorites was “Sniffs Eight”.
For any “closet sniffers” reading this, please be brave and reveal yourselves. And if you haven’t tried sniffing, I highly encourage you to give it a try – and gently chew on their ears while you’re at it. Do share your aromatic adventures with us by leaving a comment.