In praise of internet website ‘cat trolls’

This article is in praise of internet website cat trolls. Why am I praising those who choose to hate cats, especially feral cats and declare it to the world? Read on.

I’ll use the article I wrote on Kellie’s Wester’s rescued kittens as a prime example titled “How badly things can go wrong when young kittens don’t receive timely care for an upper respiratory infection.” That article was posted June 24 and has been shared more than 600 times. Thanks to a cat troll going as J.C. Collins the article is a big hit!

Not necessarily for it’s content (although Kellie is a well-respected cat rescuer) but because people want to feed the troll. A lot of people warn about troll feeding. In this case, it’s a good thing. An article that would most likely have stopped at 300 shares has more than DOUBLED thanks to the words and thoughts of Mr. Collins.

In that respect, I owe you a big thank you, Mr. Collins. You are truly bringing readers to the PoC website on almost every article published. Although these trolls spew nonsense and outdated information, their input is extremely valuable in today’s internet world.

Please keep up the good work. Readers, please don’t worry if Mr. Collins is eventually banned. He’ll soon be ‘reincarnated’ as yet another cat troll.

Have a nice day sir. I’m sorry we make you physically sick with our love of cats. Some ginger root should clear that nausea right up.

Readers, do any of you have a cat troll? Please feel free to commemorate your personal troll in the comment section.

Elisa

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In praise of internet website ‘cat trolls’ — 23 Comments

Annette Luffman-Johnson on June 27, 2017 at 10:52 pm said:
My comment was posted a little while ago….to Mr. Collins.
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- Annette Luffman-Johnson on June 28, 2017 at 3:44 am said:
  Beth Stranton…You are a PATHETIC FOOL. It is OBVIOUS that YOU are the one that has no love in your life….not from humans or Animals. I think it would be a GREAT IDEA if you and ole Collins would hook up….but PLEASE…USE CONDOMS!!! We don’t need more of you ass holes running around. Please let me know, I will buy them….the little small, glow in the dark ones, so you CANNOT MESS UP!!! Little Bethy…if you knew half as much as you thought, you would know EVERYONE refers to, not just their cats, but dogs and other pets (except birds) as “fur babies”!!! It is NOT to replace a child, but because we consider them “family”. I know you don’t understand this concept. Those of us that are “cat lunatics” or “animal rights zealots” or “cat C$^&@*” ARE the way we are because of HATERS like YOU. If more people gave a Damn about precious animal lives…fed the strays, picked up an injured or sick one in the street, adopted one, donated to Pet Shelters or Rescues, fought against back yard breeders, Animal fighting (dogs and roosters), stood up against Animal Abuse or Reported neglect, those of us that DO THESE THINGS, WOULDN’T BE THE WAY WE ARE. We are WARRIORS….FIGHTERS…LOVERS OF ALL CREATURES. Most of us drive older cars, live very minimally, go from pay check to pay check,always owe Veterinarians huge bills, buy more animal supplies than human supplies, etc, etc. BECAUSE WE LOVE THESE ANIMALS AND WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO HELP THEM!!! BECAUSE WE WANT TO!!! No one is MAKING US!!! So for people that are on the “OUTSIDE LOOKING IN”, to you it is always better to KILL than SAVE or HELP. Maybe when you or Collins has a DISABILITY, someone will choose to bump you off, because it will certainly be easier to do than TAKE CARE OF YOU OR HELP YOU!!! (I think maybe having NO SPINE OR PENIS (if you should) may qualify you for that now…just sayin.
  Our WORLD would DEFINITELY BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THE LIKES OF YOU FOLKS. And guess what? WE WOULD BE MISSED BEFORE YOU WOULD! WHY??? BECAUSE WE ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE. If you don’t want to help or do anything, or even give a damn, then WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT WE DO AS COMPASSIONATE “ANIMAL PEOPLE”?? No one is bothering you….so SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE. THIS MOST DEFINITELY INCLUDES KELLIE WESTER. She has a HUGE HEART AND cares for ALL kitties that she encounters. Just like I do. For a COUPLE OF BIG MOUTH BULLIES hiding behind a computer screen to RUN YOUR MOUTHS ABOUT THINGS YOU OBVIOUSLY NO NOTHING ABOUT, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY ANY OF US “CRAZY CAT/ANIMAL PEOPLE”. DON’T TRY TO BULLY US…IT WON’T WORK….AND ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE REAL LOSERS…AND MAKE US EVEN STRONGER!!! Have a nice day.☺
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  - Michael Broad on June 28, 2017 at 5:48 am said:
    Annette, ‘Beth’ is, I believe, a man I call ‘Woody’ in drag by which I mean she is Jim Stevenson the well known troll and bird lover. He uses aliases all the time and he has hundreds. He hates cats. Thanks for your passionate comment.
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- Michael Broad on June 28, 2017 at 5:51 am said:
  Yes it is published and I love it.
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Penelope LeCat on June 27, 2017 at 6:50 am said:
You fell for it didn’t you? Thanks for helping this article get even more attention. The joke is on you Beth!
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- J.C. Collins on June 27, 2017 at 11:14 am said:
  Wow! 3 whole more people manipulated to his site. Whoo-hoo! He can retire on that! ROFLMAO!!
  An unheard-of-before child in 2nd-grade can get more followers than that in only 10 minutes on facebook. LOL
  The joke’s on you morons. LOL
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  - Jenna Talia on June 27, 2017 at 2:07 pm said:
    Yet, here you are. Basically living on this site, probably refreshing pages over and over again, waiting for that next article to drop so you can make your stupid ass comments and then take your computer chair for a spin.
    However, still so fucking adorable with how you try so hard.
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  - Elisa on June 27, 2017 at 4:21 pm said:
    Are you feeling better today?
    You commented so I consider this article a success. Remember that shares does not mean the same thing as visitors to a page.
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Beth Stranton on June 26, 2017 at 11:13 pm said:
Here’s a disturbing example of why they call cats their “furr-baybeez”, and will always call for the extermination of all humans, while in turn saving the lives of their vermin parasite-infested cats instead. Here’s a photo from one of their main TNR promoter’s websites (she replaced her own unwanted and abandoned human child’s face with her vermin cat’s head). This is just as she presented her adored cat named “Furby” and her own never-mentioned child to the world. This is what she thinks of her very own daughter today. That’s her infant daughter in the photo long ago that she will have nothing to do with today. The only thing added to this photo was the text explaining the reason why they see cats and humans this way.
They now value the lives of their vermin cats EVEN OVER THE LIVES OF THEIR OWN HUMAN INFANTS!
https://pictures-of-cats.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/713946-1.jpg
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- Elisa Black-Taylor on June 26, 2017 at 11:29 pm said:
  That’s an imikimi. Wonderful site. It’s at http://www.imikimi.com. I’m almost 60. I don’t have an “infant.”
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- Laurs on June 27, 2017 at 12:37 am said:
  Dear Mrs or Mr Stranton I am Elisa’s daughter. A 30 something year old woman. Who is very much wanted and loved by my mother. Never knew I was unwanted considering I see my mother everyday. You must be a newer troll because I have been mentioned in quite a few of my mom’s articles. Maybe not by name but as her daughter. Her true followers know who I am and know that I have never been abandoned. As far as the link in your comment with the cats head on a baby that wasn’t even my body as a baby.
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  - Beth Stranton on June 27, 2017 at 12:49 am said:
    Sure you are, Joyce. LOL
    Now log in as “Furby” and make it talk too. That’s always fun when you mewl in psychotic cat-tongue. LOL
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    - Elisa Black-Taylor on June 27, 2017 at 12:58 am said:
      Everyone knows I go by my middle name and my maiden name. My friends all know my first name is Joyce.
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Beth Stranton on June 26, 2017 at 10:27 pm said:
All this proves is that you are so unwanted and wrong that you even need those that want you even less to get attention for you. You’re THAT pathetically desperate for attention.
LOL
Whereas I would wish every last one of you fell off the earth to make it an infinitely better place for every other living thing on earth. You’re not needed, you’re not wanted, and everyone’s life would be JUST fine without you!
Yeah, your thinking is clear, isn’t it. LOL
(Typos from sticky copy&paste keys, they’re used so often with you cunts. LOL)
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- Elisa Black-Taylor on June 26, 2017 at 10:40 pm said:
  Thank you too, Beth. I’m sorry I forgot to mention you in the article. But Collins is a better troll. He got us double the hits on that article.
  I’ll tell everyone you’re here so maybe your comment can promote the website further.
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  - Michael Broad on June 27, 2017 at 3:59 pm said:
    Just banned “Beth”. I think it could be Woody in drag. Sorry I missed how rude she/he was.
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- Jenna Talia on June 26, 2017 at 11:25 pm said:
  Awww… Bethy-boy, your keyboard is sticky? But only the ‘C’ and ‘V’ keys? Is that a micropenis issue or something? You seem to be proud of having to use copy/paste so much, which is really pitiful because you’re admitting to having nothing new or useful to add to any conversation, just regurgitated tripe that you think makes you look cool and/or educated. Do you spin around in that computer chair when you think you’ve made some kind of victory? It’s actually kind of endearing to think about, in a special needs kind of way. Kinda like that kid in the “Deez nuts” video being so proud of himself and shouting “Got ‘eem!” It’s cute!
  Life would indeed be just fine without humans, more than likely better. This includes you, as well – a person who seemingly has so little to do in life than sit on their computer all day waiting for the next pro-cat article to make your inane comments on. However, here we are, us humans, and there’s only a few things we can do. We can choose to help our fellow creatures, choose to hurt them, sit idly by doing nothing, or lower ourselves to your level and bash any good deed done by others. I don’t know what’s missing in your life or why daddy stopped loving you, but you can always find something more constructive to do. Though, I highly doubt you will, so I can’t wait to see more copy/paste bullshit from you.
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  - Beth Stranton on June 27, 2017 at 12:38 am said:
    Why are cat lunatics and so-called “animal rights” zealots ALWAYS obsessed with any imagery of human male genitalia? Often the very first thoughts of theirs that they feel the need to, and are compelled to, project to the world. Why is that?
    I surmise it is because anything with male genitalia has avoided being near these unwanted cretinous fools throughout their whole sad, sorry, and meaningless lives. They are obsessed with thinking about what they can never ever have in life — sex with another human.
    Someone wise once said, “Dear single girls, please stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you please don’t force an innocent cat to live with you either.”
    (Though, due to the overwhelming preponderance of man-hating lesbians and effetely feminine gay-men who “love” cats and use their cats to try to assert some kind of misguided authority and unearned territory in their ineffectual lives, I suppose that should be edited to say, “Dear singles, … If no human wants you …”)
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    - Jenna Talia on June 27, 2017 at 12:54 am said:
      Squee! You are just so adorable! One again, you try and I can see that you try really, really hard too! It’s ok, someday you’ll be relevant enough to be taken seriously.
      As far as penis obsession goes, perhaps making it not so obvious you have penis envy would help you to not garner comments related to the topic. You go around calling people “cat lickers” (c’mon Bethy, we see right through that), calling us “cat cunts” and whatever else you can come up with regarding female reproductive organs. That clearly doesn’t make your case when it comes to “getting some”. It must be tough finding enough money to pay someone to not laugh at you naked.
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- Penelope LeCat on June 27, 2017 at 6:52 am said:
  Awww, I sense that Beth is jealous that he got his own mention and she didn’t. Awww, poor baby.
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Beth Stranton on June 26, 2017 at 10:22 pm said:
All this proves is that you are so unwanted and wrong that you even need those that want you even less to get attention for you. You’re THAT pathetically desperate for attention. Whereas I would wish every last one of you fell off the earth to make it an infinitely better place better place.
LOL
Whereas I would wish every last one of you cat-cunts fell off the earth to make it an infinitely better place better place for every other living thing on earth. You’re not needed, you’re not wanted, and everyone’s life would be JUST fine without you!
Yeah, your thinking is clear, isn’t it. LOL
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- Valerie on June 27, 2017 at 12:47 am said:
  What a scary lady. I hope you haven’t already procreated. You need to be heavily medicated. I think it’s safe to assume you don’t leave the house or interact with people aside from trolling the internet. I guess the rest of us are safe-for now.
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- Michael Broad on June 27, 2017 at 3:59 pm said:
  I think you are Woody in drag. You are certainly far to rude. You are banned “Beth” who ever you are.
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