Information on Facebook Dark Humor

Facebook’s ‘dark humor’ pages sometimes cross the line to criminality but Facebook is reluctant to remove them. Animal abuse is a worldwide problem and one that most organizations recognize as being unacceptable. So why is it that Facebook, the most popular social media website in history, doesn’t do more to keep pages and groups that promote animal cruelty off Facebook? What can we all do to help that won’t “feed” the perverted people who start these pages that Facebook euphemistically considers “Dark Humor?”

FB Dark Humor

FB Dark Humor

The most important portion of this article may come in the comments, so please check back often. Animal advocates are quickly blocked from the Facebook event pages, and this article can also serve as a central hub for comments on the subject of Facebook allowing animal cruelty photos and the exploitation of children.

This article is aimed at an individual named Jamie Card(y) (see screenshot above), who is the creator of the recent Facebook cat fisting event pages. There have been several pages created by Jamie, who is said to reside in London, over the past several months, and the ones he didn’t create, he’s an active member. Facebook: Mastering the Art of Cat Cooking is an example [link – this link is now defunct as at 21st Oct 2016].

The Problem – crossing the line from dark humor to criminality

It’s difficult to write this article, as it will draw attention to these sickos, who particularly enjoy posting photos showing cat abuse. An article will most likely alert other perverted individuals that these pages exist. Still the problem needs to be addressed. I’ve read it’s a bad idea to engage these individuals on the Facebook pages. Not only does it appear to please them, but it has also resulted in retaliation by people who administer and like the pages.

FB Dark Humor

FB Dark Humor

This brings us to the subject matter of the pages. Not only are cat photos shown, there are photos posted where young girls are described as “sex kittens,” with one photo asking if anyone wanted to f**k the child. I’ve included that photo as an example of what’s posted on these pages. The face has been obscured for privacy. Most likely these photos were stolen from a Facebook album of someone who apposed one of these despicable pages.

I’m currently following a Facebook thread that tells the story of a photo posted of a young girl on the Cat Fisting event page set for Valentine’s Day. To get the photo removed, the mother of the child had to apologize for remarks made to Jamie before the photo would be removed. I’ve made a short video featuring some of the photos posted on the most recent Cat-Fisting Event page (removed at the moment). You must click this link, as I have the slideshow age protected, meaning you have to sign into YouTube stating you are at least 18 years old to view it.

Not only is Jamie Card(y) posting these events, he’s also adding others as additional hosts without their permission. According to a February 16 report by Mirror, an animal lover named Jasmine received more than 1,000 death threats after false accusations were made by this troll. Jamie posted her pictures on this controversial page, allowing crazed cat fans to mock her appearance and insult her. Jasmine has since started fighting back with a Facebook page called “Valentine’s Day Cat Hugging”.

Facebook’s Acceptance

While these pages have enraged animal lovers, with thousands of complaints made to Facebook, the social media site has done less than they should have to timely remove the pages and prevent more from being set up. Those who contacted Facebook were told the photos didn’t violate Facebook policies. The posts are considered “dark humor,” but don’t violate Facebook standards or the law. Apparently after enough people complain something is finally done. Taming Jamie has been a struggle, as Facebook says he’s been banned, but soon sets up another false account and begins again. Most hackers use the Tor Network and they can pick a different IP address each time they log on that isn’t theirs.

When Jamie was asked why he created these pages, his reply was “Cat lovers always respond with threats of violence.”

The photo in the beginning of the YouTube slideshow featuring event creator Captain Naughty Pants may be yet another stolen photo. Whether Michael Paul Mathis IS Jamie Card(y), I couldn’t swear to it. The individual photos in the video feature abuse that has been posted over time on the internet, and don’t necessarily mean the person posting has injured an animal. They may have stolen the photo elsewhere and were expressing their own “dark humor.”

There are countless instances of groups, individuals and pages on Facebook who revel in and promote animal abuse in many forms and there is no option available to report them to Facebook for what they are. In the sources section following this article you’ll find links to report objectionable Facebook activity to someone outside of Facebook. I find it difficult to believe Facebook wouldn’t immediately ban a photo of a child being offered as a sex slave.

Content like this should be reported to Facebook for investigation, exclusion and if necessary referral to law enforcement agencies, but reported as what? Harmful behaviour? graphic violence? Content such as this needs to be recognised and dealt with by Facebook for what it is; Animal Abuse. We shouldn’t give these groups attention on their pages, as it encourages them, but to ignore it doesn’t make it go away. There are many crazies out there who get sick ideas from seeing these pages, but we need to report them, and the reporting needs to be done to someone other than Facebook.

Those who file need to be absolutely certain the agency they’re reporting an issue to is legit. There are trolls and abusers out there who set up fake reporting sites. This enables them to obtain what’s considered personal information, and it’s dangerous to put your name, address and phone number into the wrong hands. While we’re at it, be careful of any photos you post on Facebook, as this is how many photos end up being captioned and used on the perverted websites.

Places to Report “Dark Humor” that is Animal Abuse

Listed below are links you can use to report. While you’re at it, check out Jamie’s blog here. Please feel free to add additional ones under the comment section. Just copy and past the link into your browser. If you have additional information to add, or have been harassed by members of these cat hater groups, please do so in the comments.

  1. Center for Missing & Exploited Children [link]
  2. Tell Facebook we want an animal abuse option when reporting unacceptable content [link]
  3. Prosecute London Troll Who Creates Pages On Facebook About Mistreating Cats And Destroying Them! [link – to come hopefully] 
  4. Article on how to report to Interpol [link]
  6. File a complaint through the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) [link]
  7. Remove the cat cooking page from FB, and Interpol: please find and prosecute the creators!!! [link]

Note: sources for news articles are carefully selected but the news is often not independently verified.

Elisa Black-Taylor

Elisa is an experienced cat caretaker and rescuer. She lives in the US. As well as being a professional photographer, Elisa has been a regular contributor to PoC for nine years. See her Facebook page.

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57 Responses

  1. Elisa says:

    Now be nice or Michael will block you and remove your comments. We don’t talk dirty on here.

  2. Elisa says:

    Time for me to sleep. I know I’ll have a handful of cats needing medical articles waiting for me when I get up. Probably a few dog ones as well. Have a nice day Jamie and behave yourself.

  3. Elisa says:

    Jamie, I’m from the south. My family hasn’t lived up north since the mid 1700’s.

  4. Elisa says:

    Jamie, just wanted to let you know I’m not playing go chase yourself hunting your cat abuse pages. I’m on a Facebook thread that sends them to me. So I’m not part of the game to bring you down. I have far more important things to do, such as write articles to help cats, dogs and sick children to play the game you’re playing to upset everyone. In the past 20 years I’ve been shot at, chased with a knife, chased with a rake and been strangled while driving. So there’s very little that can be done to upset me.

    Besides, Facebook won’t be the end of you. My guess is the Center for Exploited Children will be the ones to end your game, once you’re found, of course. Enjoy yourself while you can. It’s such a shame that with your intelligence, you don’t have a better plan to leave your mark on this world other than creating events showing cats (and now dogs) in such horrible photos.

      • Are you the Jamie Cardy? I guess you are. Thanks for visiting and sharing. Do you really work for Battersea Dogs & Cats Home?

      • Elisa says:

        Oh Jamie! How sweet! I write about dogs as well. I know you either hate me or consider me free publicity. Can hardly wait to write an update on who and where you are. Should be a major article for me and I’m looking forward to it. Have you met my friend Woody?

        • jamie card says:

          >> Can hardly wait to write an update on who and where you are. << Good luck with that one . .. I won't hold my breath.

          • jamie card says:

            Come at me Elisa, you fat ginger mong

            • Elisa says:

              My butts not quite that big (YET), but if I’m surprised you enjoy posting photos of injured dogs. Usually people who hate cats love dogs. I’m curious as to whether you REALLY hate cats or whether it’s all an act to get attention.

              • jamie card says:

                It’s for the ticket money you fool. Dog punching events are limited to adults only, whereas cat punching events are suitable for family and children of all ages.

              • Elisa says:

                If I wrote about dog fighting I’d make a lot more money as a writer. It’s the hottest topic I’ve found as far as stories on the internet go. The articles I write on dogfighting rings being brought down get 10x the internet hits of my cat articles. I don’t know where you are, but people in the U.S. really hate dog fighters. I think I’ll share this article with a few of their groups, just so they can keep an eye out for you as well.

                And you can call me fat or crazy, but please, I’m NOT a fool.

            • Jamie, what size are you? As you sit in front of a computer for a large part of the day, you might be less than the ideal size.

              • Elisa says:

                I’m curious as well. I just can’t picture what he REALLY looks like. As for fat, just remember fat people don’t wrinkle. One of the benefits of extra weight 😉

              • Elisa says:

                Michael, we do have to commend him for halfway behaving himself on the comments. So far no babbling like with Woody. I DO wish Woody would make a LONG speech that would be suitable for this article. He certainly has enough times for my Examiner cat articles. I’ve had to block all comments on cat articles because of him since I can’t moderate and he tends to upset people who don’t know him.

              • jamie card says:

                Thats ok Elisa, we hate fat idiot yanks . . .

              • Elisa says:

                Michael it’s funny you say that about sitting in front of the computer and gaining weight. I think I gained a few pounds last year when I was out of work and writing 12 hours a day. Hour after hour writing about cats. Good stuff…not wasting my time and pissing people off.

  5. Elisa says:

    The reason some of the links no longer work is because the pages keep getting taken down and new ones put up. They’re there at the time we place them in the comments. Sometimes they come back after they disappear.

  6. J. Martin says:

    I say…let Interpol & FBI track this little shit. Using unauthorized pics for things that could be illegal. A big NO NO!!! Promoting child porn, animal abuse, false & misleading images, libel….and whatever other charges they wish to add. Let’s see if the freaks like prison!!!! They like different types of abuse so much?! They get LOTS happening to them.

    • Elisa, did you see that he works at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home in London. This is the world’s most famous rescue center possibly. Why is his avatar of Ricky Gervais shouting ‘punch cats”. Shouldn’t we contact the rescue center?

      Cardy cat hater

      The rescue center is not that far from where I live.

  7. J. Martin says:

    This Jamie Cardy douche bag, has something like 100 face book pages apparently. He takes people’s names & photos of say an animal advocate….puts them on one of his pages. Says that they are the admin to the page…and sits back and laughs while some poor person…ends up getting death threats from people…or just comments that say horrible things about them. This scum bag gets his jollies!!! And he also has a couple of friends helping him If you check my face book page ..I had a post dated Feb 16th about one. A buddy of mine…actually has photos of his 2 dirt bag friends who help him. Have to track that one down. I could give you my buddy’s name of facebook. He knows more about this Jamie Card clown.

    • Cazza S says:

      “Jamie Card” has been a festering thorn in the internet’s site for 4 years or so now – I’m amazed he’s not yet been brought to boot. He and his Cage 10 cronies do more than create offensive pages on FB, with the end goal of victimising and humiliating outraged users (and not just animal abuse-related ones). They also infiltrate buy/sell FB groups the world over, and then post obscene or offensive images, to the same end. I’m sure some of the images they steal have intellectual property ramifications, from a legal perspective; I’ve identified one and have notified the commercial organisation concerned.

    • Have a look at the screen shots. You’ll see Cardy’s avatar and where he works but perhaps that is just a cynical con.

  8. Jan says:

    I saw a horrible one with a man who calls himself CAPTAIN NASTY PANTS for a Valentine Cat ASS Fist F…King celebration! I was so appalled that these people even breath air. People who harm children and animals are the most dangerous people in the world. It shows they have no compassion at all for defenseless feeling beings!

    • I don’t believe it. There are everywhere these sick bastards. Here is the screenshot:

      • Elisa says:

        Michael I think you understand now why I don’t send you more of this type of article. I could write of abuse all day every day and not cover all that is out there. I’m surprised to see so many women abusers. At one time it was mainly men.

  9. Hana says:


  10. The picture of the man saying “punch cats” is the comedian Ricky Gervais. He could stop that picture being published.

  11. Michael Broad says:

    The dark humor could be inciting people to commit animal abuse. That might not be a crime. If incited people to hurt other people that would be a crime.

    To promote cat fisting or punching is an incitement to commit a crime. I don’t know if it is itself a crime to incite others to commit a crime under animal welfare law. It should be.

    These FB pages certainly are on the borders of criminality, in my book. The police should at least investigate these people to check if they are engaged in animal and cat abuse/cruelty.

  12. Elisa says:

    Thank you Michael for adding the links so people won’t have to copy and paste into their browser. I didn’t want to put too much work on you when I submitted the article.

    • Michael Broad says:

      It is a good but disturbing article. Facebook is generally good, I believe, but like humanity – and all of humanity is on Facebook – there is a bad side to it. FB admin don’t do anywhere near enough to manage it. Perhaps they have created a monster website that is too large to manage. Perhaps it will drown in its own putrid matter one day.

  13. Elisa says:

    I also want to mention NOT to attack the people whose names are beside the individual photos, as it’s not known whether they’re the ones posting them or whether their Facebook accounts were hacked.

    To engage in any discussion on these pages will leave you open to being hacked. From what I’ve read Jamie is a good hacker. The best thing to do is take screenshots and report to organizations outside of Facebook.

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