#Suárezing (cat bites dog)

#Suárezing is bit of Twitter mockery over the infamous Luis Suárez biting incident at the current Football World Cup. Suárez is a very gifted Uruguayan football. He plays for Liverpool FC. He appears to have a mental health problem because he ruins his career by biting opponents on the football pitch during matches when there is bit of push and shove as there often is between opposing players. He has bitten players twice before the current incident for which he has been banned from all football contact for 4 months and must miss 9 games. Biting a player on the pitch is actually a crime. In theory he could have been arrested on the pitch for assault.

Suarezing cat bites dog
Suarezing cat bites dog. Upper picture BBC, lower picture: Costa Rica Gratis on Twitter.

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  2. LOL, you don’t like footballers 😉 I confess that I find most football matches boring. Although I like sport. This footballer is very talented by damaged. He has been ridiculed throughout the internet when he should be admired.

    My theory is his father or mother bit him as a punishment when he was a young child and he simply copies it. Who knows?

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  3. lol sorry but this made me laugh, I already thought footballers were crazy, I mean who seriously would run about a pitch in a team chasing a bag of wind to kick it?
    I already knew they shout and spit and roll around on the filthy ground, but this one biting others now! lol
    It looks like he’s giving him the nape bite the same as cats do to finish off their prey. lol
    Human beings are more like animals than they like to admit and footballers are just one brain cell on legs.

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