Dee has once again inspired me to write another article on Woody, our resident troll. We even sent him off to the Bermuda Triangle thinking that would be the last we ever heard of him, but unfortunately he escaped to return to PoC with his rants about cats and cat lovers.
Dee wrote:
‘I’m thinking along the lines of a large secure, soundproof, steel enclosure where we can administer shock therapy to him. He badly needs his brain scrambled and unscrambled’
What a good idea, but maybe we should try a gentler approach first!
I thought I’d have a bit of fun designing a poster about this because I’ve only written serious stuff lately and it can get very depressing.
So, imagine if we put out a poster offering a reward for Woody’s capture and when we got him, we strapped him down and we all stood around him and chanted:
‘I LOVE CATS’
…and then made him repeat it himself over and over again until he really believed it. He might need quite a lot of therapy sessions but wouldn’t it be good if at the end of them he make a declaration that he loves cats and cat lovers and cat websites. How I’d love to see him surrounded by cats loving them rather than wanting them dead.
We could patent the therapy if it worked and use it on all cat haters. People would no longer chase them away, shoot them, or ill treat them in any way at all. Every home would have a cat and there would be no more Kill Shelters because people would be queuing up to adopt a cat the moment someone relinquished one. No one would make up a flimsy excuse to get rid of their cat.
No cat would be declawed because we could take our therapy further and have every declawing vet in for therapy, repeating:
‘I will never ever declaw a cat again’
Seriously though I don’t understand why some people hate cats, innocent animals who didn’t choose to be born as cats, who only want to live their lives as other species want to live theirs, as we human beings want to live ours.
Why does hatred exist? Why do people like Woody try to convince others that they know best and that we should all hate cats like they do?
Why can’t everyone live and let live?
lol are you getting some unprintable comments from him and protecting us?
I think Woody likes this discussion 😉
lol I think it might be the only solution in the end Michael, preferably with a whacking great melhammer
Dee. Keep your hatchet in your shoe. 😉 lol, you *are* fun!