Yep, it’s out, the shocking news that dog owners have more sex than cat owners at around 3 times per week. Big deal to be honest. Sex is overrated anyway. It’s all hyped up and we can’t saying anything bad about it but I am.
The VetPlus survey which came to this conclusion did not explain why or at least the reporting of the survey on an online newspaper does not enlighten us as to why dog owners have more sex than cat owners.
However, the reason is probably the obvious one: more men are dog owners than cat owners and more women than men are likely to be cat owners.
Therefore we have to conclude that men are more interested in sex than women! Or is that a flawed deduction?!
Cat owners are often single women who are less interested in sex and more interested in more important things. I’ll guess and say that married heterosexual men are more often dog owners with their spouse, or they are single men for that matter. Their situation and mentality is more conducive to being interested in sex it would seem.
There it is: the big news. The non-news. Yadda-yadda…boring. As I said, sex is overrated. There is peer pressure and idle gossip about it. Sex is wrapped up in all kinds of male and female psychology too complex to attempt to discuss here but ultimately it is about procreation. That is why it is pleasurable. People are driven to seek the pleasure of it and thereby procreate.
That was fine thousands or millions of years ago but today we need less people on the planet not more because wildlife including the beautiful wild cats are being persecuted and their habits destroyed in the name of human population growth and increased commercial activity.
You see, I knew I could weave both domestic and wild cats into an article about sex…..
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