This article is in praise of internet website cat trolls. Why am I praising those who choose to hate cats, especially feral cats and declare it to the world? Read on.
I’ll use the article I wrote on Kellie’s Wester’s rescued kittens as a prime example titled “How badly things can go wrong when young kittens don’t receive timely care for an upper respiratory infection.” That article was posted June 24 and has been shared more than 600 times. Thanks to a cat troll going as J.C. Collins the article is a big hit!
Not necessarily for it’s content (although Kellie is a well-respected cat rescuer) but because people want to feed the troll. A lot of people warn about troll feeding. In this case, it’s a good thing. An article that would most likely have stopped at 300 shares has more than DOUBLED thanks to the words and thoughts of Mr. Collins.
In that respect, I owe you a big thank you, Mr. Collins. You are truly bringing readers to the PoC website on almost every article published. Although these trolls spew nonsense and outdated information, their input is extremely valuable in today’s internet world.
Please keep up the good work. Readers, please don’t worry if Mr. Collins is eventually banned. He’ll soon be ‘reincarnated’ as yet another cat troll.
Have a nice day sir. I’m sorry we make you physically sick with our love of cats. Some ginger root should clear that nausea right up.
Readers, do any of you have a cat troll? Please feel free to commemorate your personal troll in the comment section.
Elisa
Everyone knows I go by my middle name and my maiden name. My friends all know my first name is Joyce.
Squee! You are just so adorable! One again, you try and I can see that you try really, really hard too! It’s ok, someday you’ll be relevant enough to be taken seriously.
As far as penis obsession goes, perhaps making it not so obvious you have penis envy would help you to not garner comments related to the topic. You go around calling people “cat lickers” (c’mon Bethy, we see right through that), calling us “cat cunts” and whatever else you can come up with regarding female reproductive organs. That clearly doesn’t make your case when it comes to “getting some”. It must be tough finding enough money to pay someone to not laugh at you naked.
Sure you are, Joyce. LOL
Now log in as “Furby” and make it talk too. That’s always fun when you mewl in psychotic cat-tongue. LOL
What a scary lady. I hope you haven’t already procreated. You need to be heavily medicated. I think it’s safe to assume you don’t leave the house or interact with people aside from trolling the internet. I guess the rest of us are safe-for now.
Why are cat lunatics and so-called “animal rights” zealots ALWAYS obsessed with any imagery of human male genitalia? Often the very first thoughts of theirs that they feel the need to, and are compelled to, project to the world. Why is that?
I surmise it is because anything with male genitalia has avoided being near these unwanted cretinous fools throughout their whole sad, sorry, and meaningless lives. They are obsessed with thinking about what they can never ever have in life — sex with another human.
Someone wise once said, “Dear single girls, please stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you please don’t force an innocent cat to live with you either.”
(Though, due to the overwhelming preponderance of man-hating lesbians and effetely feminine gay-men who “love” cats and use their cats to try to assert some kind of misguided authority and unearned territory in their ineffectual lives, I suppose that should be edited to say, “Dear singles, … If no human wants you …”)
Dear Mrs or Mr Stranton I am Elisa’s daughter. A 30 something year old woman. Who is very much wanted and loved by my mother. Never knew I was unwanted considering I see my mother everyday. You must be a newer troll because I have been mentioned in quite a few of my mom’s articles. Maybe not by name but as her daughter. Her true followers know who I am and know that I have never been abandoned. As far as the link in your comment with the cats head on a baby that wasn’t even my body as a baby.